"What's a Mermaid! What's a Mermaid!"
Sample Scorpion Rock MP3
You ask me, a Scorpion Fish deep in the sea,
What a Mermaid can be.
Shimmering scales and slippery skins
Hug my quills and sit on my fins
This feathered Kingfishing flapper looking so dapper
Has no idea what a bug eyed zapper
Like me can be.
Let alone a mermaid that lives in the sea.
Gurgle gurgle gruff gruff
Gurgle gurgle gruff gruff
"What's a Mermaid! What's a Mermaid!"
Why she's a dish that's not a fish
A woman that's more than@human.
A sailor's vision is what they say
Guaranteed to make your day
Or to take you away
To the watery deep
Where in her arms
You will forever sleep
But even more to us watery critters
she gives us the jitters
Bug eyed spiky creature that I be
She tickles my spine and sets me free
To think that she would be
A delectable morsel.
Welcome to ride
On any Shark's dorsal
Welcome to dance
At the rastapii octopii en-trance
"What's a Mermaid! What's a Mermaid!"
In the world of coral fun
Anemones and urchins think she is the sun
Setting or rising into a dream
She's a scream,
A rant, a rave,
A brave, and beautiful soul
You'll never see her swimming in a bowl
With goldfish or blowfish
Or soaking in a tub with tadpoles
She never asks questions or quotes hyperboles
Knowledgeable folks in tall hats
Will never find her flying on bats
For she lives underwater
In a magical world fit for any King's daughter
What's a Mermaid! What's a Mermaid!
A Mermaid is all that beauty should be
A shimmering fish,
A sparkling tale
And a legend of the sea
Gurgle gurgle gruff gruff
Gurgle gurgle gruff gruuff
She's a bubble in my burble
And all that aquatic stuff
I'm an eight legged creature,
That people dread,
Whenever they see me
They try to step on my head.
It's not fair,
I do not deserve that,
Why should I
Have to be squashed flat?
It's not fair,
He does not deserve that,
Why should he
Have to be squashed flat?
I'm actually pretty
If you care to see
I'm not too shy
I run cause I don't wanna die
It's not fair,
I do not deserve that,
Why should I
Have to be squashed flat?
It's not fair,
He does not deserve that,
Why should he
Have to be squashed flat?
I've come to dread
Peoples shoes and peoples screams
They always lead to people
Stepping on my dreams
It's not fair,
I do not deserve that
Why should I
Have to be squashed flat.
It's not fair,
He does not deserve that,
Why should he
Have to be squashed flat?
I tried to disappear
Into my hole
But I gotta get out
Cos I got soul.
I'm an eight legged creature,
That people dread,
Whenever they see me
They try to step on my head.
It's not fair,
I do not deserve that
Why should I
Have to be squashed flat.
It's not fair,
He does not deserve that,
Why should he
Have to be squashed flat?
"What's a Mermaid! What's a Mermaid!"
Sample Within The Earth I Weep
I've lost my love, I've lost my life
I've lost everything I know
Tears are welling inside me
And I don't know where to go
The stars are falling throughout the heavens
And the doors are opening wide
Its time to face a new world
Without you by my side
I've lived my life through you
Giving you everything I could
I've loved you in the way
That a brave soldier should
Now in the blood stained earth I sleep
With the soil thrown over my eyes
I've died for my nation
And a host of political lies
Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory hallelujah
His truth goes marching on
They said our lives were threatened
Off to war we must go
The information they gave us
Showed it must be so
Our children now have no father
And flowers grow where I lay
Your heart it has been broken
And it hurts to see you this way
The generals and the government
The media they said
There's no room for peace
Diplomacy is dead
Invasion is our only choice
We must do what we can
To liberate these people
From this despotic man
Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory hallelujah
Glory, glory hallelujah
His truth goes marching on
Now here I am all alone
Moldering in my grave
You carry a medal
That says I was brave
The medal means nothing to me
I've died for nothing all
To keep a president in office
And a nation in oil
I've lost my love, I've lost my life
I've lost everything I know
Darkness falls all around
I'll never see the kids grow
The angel of death that I once feared
Has now gathered me
You're fading from my view
It's good bye my lovely
(Glory, glory hallelujah)
Fade out with humming with harmonica
Sample Sea Of Dreams
Like a ship with a solitary sail
I am floating on a sea of tranquillity
No wind blows
Yet my sail is full
I move across the water
No ripple do I create
On this sea of tranquillity
I dream
And my life flashes by,
As through the lens of a crystal sky
I move towards my destination
Without a care to the direction
I sail on the spirit of ecstasy
Into a space I do not know
On this sea of tranquillity
I dream
I'm on my way to another reality
To a place I used to be
It is a time of a distant past
Long before I became came to be
A time when there was no pain, no death, no fear
Only light burning forever bright in this universe as dark as night
On this sea of tranquillity
I dream
And my failures fade into lessons learned
Displaying that I was never less than I wanted to be
And never less than my desire to believe
All of this I see with utmost clarity
And with no concerns
I drift like a ship with a solitary sail
On this sea of tranquillity
I dream.
And my life flashes by,
Do the lobster rolla it'll bowl ya over
Do the lobster rolla right now.
Fall on the floor. Clack your claws.
Roll over on your back
Clackety, clack, clack
Fall on the floor. Clack your claws.
Roll over on your back
Clackety, clack, clack
Do the lobster rolla it'll bowl ya over
Do the lobster rolla right now.
Hop to your feet
Tweety, tweet, tweet
Flap your wings life's so sweet
Hop to your feet
Tweety, tweet, tweet
Flap your wings life's so sweet
Do the lobster rolla it'll bowl ya over
Do the lobster rolla right now.
Flip your fins
And spin, spin, spin
Snap your jaw and crack a grin.
Flip your fins
And spin, spin, spin
Snap your jaw and crack a grin.
Do the lobster rolla it'll bowl ya over
Do the lobster rolla right now.
Roll over on your back
Clackety, clack, clack
Hop to your feet life's so sweet.
Roll over on your back
Clackety, clack, clack
Hop to your feet life's so sweet.
Do the lobster rolla it'll bowl ya over
Do the lobster rolla right now.
We're the industrial ants.
We don't see what we step on.
No do we care, No do we care, No do we care.
We're the industrial ants.
We don't see what we step in.
No do we care, No do we care, No do we care.
We're the industrial ants.
We don't see what we chew on.
No do we care, No do we care, No do we care.
We don't see what we step on.
No do we care, No do we care, No do we care.
We don't care.
We're the industrial ants.
We don't see what we step in.
No do we care, No do we care, No do we care.
We don't care. We don't care.
We're the industrial ants.
We don't mind what we chew on.
No do we care, No do we care, No do we care.
We don't care.
We're the industrial ants.
We don't see what we step on.
No do we care, No do we care, No do we care.
We don't care. We don't care. We don't care.
Industrial.
Ants.
Ants in your pants.
Magical thoughts magical beings
Happy Gnomes we are
Friends of the trees, animals and birds
Happy Gnomes we are
(Chorus)
Oouii! Oouii! we're happy
Oouii! Oouii! we're happy
Oouii! Oouii! we're happy
Happy as can be
Oouii! Oouii! we're happy
Oouii! Oouii! we're happy
Oouii! Oouii! we're happy
Happy as can be
We inflate the seeds, for nature to give birth
We're pumping up the seeds, because we love the earth
Friends of the trees, bugs and the bees
Happy Gnomes we are
(Chorus)
Seeds become the trees, and nature looks so good
Trees become the forests, and we live in the woods
Friends of the trees, flowers and buds,
Happy Gnomes we are
Huggers of the trees, dogs and the cats
We love the birds, spiders and the bats
Friends of the trees, carrots and the peas
Happy Gnomes we are
With magical thoughts, we're magical beings
We're friends of the trees, humans and beans
Friends of the trees, humans and beans
Happy Gnomes we are
(Chorus)
